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Thursday 5 June 2014

The news in brief 5th June 2014

The news in brief:

Man not wearing gorilla costume

Facts have literally spoiled a good story

New police car designed by five-year-old

Dying teenager demonstrates that not all humans are ignorant, bile-spewing hate-mongers

Hysteria: air pollution causes autism

Giant flying squirrel discovered

Study states the obvious: sheep are not goats

World leader a bit sexist

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

US looking for software that can identify irony

Turns out London is a JCB graveyard

Man struggles to throw ball

Man’s inhumanity to man shows no sign of stopping

Necronomicon found in Harvard University library

Animal abuse is neither funny or entertaining

Terrible human being forgets how to person

Man is ignorant, bile-spewing hate-monger

Minister tries to bribe the Scottish with fried food

Horrible bitch gets what’s coming to her

Have you tried not parking illegally?!

Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’ 

Reading the news so you don’t have to… 

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