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Tuesday 3 June 2014

The news in brief 3rd June 2014


The news in brief:

Medieval justice system wants to snatch the kids too

Turns out guns do kill people

French PM will probably skip pudding

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Pope states the obvious: cats are not children

Economic recovery a bit wank

18,000 inmates promise to behave

Biscuit Spread is a thing now

Giant octopus causes havoc in Oxford Circus

Study states the obvious: fat people have fat babies

Eggs are apparently a plant now

Newspaper not so hot at spell checking

Man's inhumanity to man continues apace

Hysteria!

The Internet will kill us all

Newspaper helpfully highlights illegal football pitch

Parents outraged by website's entirely hypothetical plans

Nudes in brief: Rihanna

New planet probably not all that Earth-like

Internet still not down with that whole ‘gays are people too’ jive

Blue light will kill us all

Miracle drug beats the shit out of cancer

Diana Watch 2014: someone hit on her in 1987. Still dead.

Reading the news so you don’t have to…

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