The news in brief:
Fruit juice will kill us all
Soft drinks will kill us all
Television will kill us all
But remember - sitting on a sofa for four hours reading is a-okay
Christmas is coming - here's the toys your kids 'need'
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Nanny state strikes again
Study suggests water is good for you
MP wants to read your emails
Organisation performs its basic function
The energy market will kill us all
Minor inconvenience reported as news
Iraq situation pretty fucking bad
South Sudan situation pretty hairy
Nigerian situation still pretty hairy
Ukraine situation still pretty fucking hairy
Basically the whole fucking planet is going to hell in a handbasket
Unsubstantiatable claims reported as fact
Compensation culture ruins another life
Shock: woman quite fond of her sister
Have you tried not raping people?!
The bees have totally got this covered
Nudes in brief: Abbey Clancy
Diana Watch 2014: shoe horned into another news story. Still dead.
Reading the news so you don’t have to...
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