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Tuesday 25 February 2014

The news in brief 25th February 2014



The news in brief:
 
Man breaks local by-law – let off with warning

Man makes poor life choice

Satellite photography surprises no-one

News outlet about five years behind everyone else

Relationship breakdown is somehow our business now  

Still having some weather

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Shameless filler

Phone hacking pretty obviously illegal

Sat-Navs user fails to apply common sense

UK has poor posture

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

0.026% of viewers offended

GOLD!

Woman goes out with wet hair

72% of London’s homeless NOT from Eastern Europe

Second awesome pilot of the week

ATM Receipts will kill us all

‘Hidden’ sugars pretty visible on the labels

Woman doesn’t conform to society’s narrow definition of beauty (but not a derogatory comment to be found?!)

Not all humans suck

Everyone loves a singing cat

Bizarre survival story

Nudes in brief: Jasmine Lennard 

Diana Watch 2014: Kate to have a kinda-sorta similar trip to Australia. Pretty much just an excuse to keep her in the news. Still dead.  

Reading the news so you don’t have to…


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