A The news in brief exposé:
Four weeks ago our 18 week-old baby was inadvertently
exposed to about 45 minutes of Grand Theft Auto 5. We’re pretty sure he was
just attracted to the bright colours and shapes, but what if the media is
right? What if evil video game demons were planting demented thoughts into his
developing mind…
Being concerned parents we’ve being watching his every move
and so far he hasn’t:
Destroyed a mansion
Mugged anyone
Played tennis
Stolen a car
Shot anyone with a automatic weapon
Swam
Evaded the police
Beat up a hooker
Punched anyone
Robbed a shop
Planned a heist
Murdered anyone
He has however:
Sicked up everywhere
Dribbled on everything
Pooped a lot
So if you value your carpets and soft furnishings, keep your
children away from violent computer games
Debunking the
bullshit so you don’t have to…
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