The news in brief:
Winter Olympics too hot
Winter Olympics too cold
Winter Olympics just right (for the Netherlands)
Samuel L Jackson eats news anchor for breakfast
Laurence Fishburne *doesn’t* eat news anchor for breakfast
Home Office suspends cheating bastards
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Business makes money
Ceasefire apparently difficult concept to grasp
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Turns out in-app purchases can be disabled. Who knew?!
All smokers are dirty monsters
South of England still getting pummelled by floods
People blame government
Government blames environment agency
Environment agency blames Mother Nature
Mother Nature unavailable for comment
Actor probably just wants some attention
Study states the obvious – vegetable is good for you
Mr T was right all along!
France
probably still baffled
Diana Watch 2014: actor talks about dancing with her 29
years ago. Still dead
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
No comments:
Post a Comment