The news in brief 21st February 2014

The news in brief:

Entrepreneurial girl-scout knows exactly what’s-what

Terrifying robots are going to kill us all

People in Norway are pretty all right

Grieving man’s misery is apparently news now

GIANT CAT!

Man’s inhumanity to man calms down again

Man’s inhumanity to kitty cats continues apace

Equal rights still difficult for some people to grasp

MEGA-BROTHEL!

Poorly-worded headline

Worst. Courtroom drawing. Ever.

Tetris is good for you

Study reveals that call centres sometimes have queues

University suggests warmer weather will (somehow) cause crime wave

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Drugs are bad for you

Death row inmates like tasty food

Awesome sci-fi gun!

Government proposes pretty Bad Idea (The news in brief does not approve)

Maybe millions of graduates just believe what they’ve been told    

Study states the obvious

Diana Watch 2014: ‘still dead’

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