The news in brief:
Packed lunches make you fat
Crowded schools to tag team pupils
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Sick fuck can dish it out but can't take it
Union doesn't support Labour party
People would rather there be guns and knives and drugs than queue
Sleep is good for you
Woman wears unflattering top
Parents forget about Stranger Danger
Minimum wage isn't a whole lot of money
Think tank suggest slave labour is a Good Thing
Presenter has bad make-up
Paramedics forget to do job
Shouting at teens doesn't help
Millions spent on study proves the fucking obvious
MPs like vagina too
Newspaper demonises benefits claimants
New phone will come in many colours
Priest says something homophobic
TV pundit clearly has nothing better to do
Russia again suggests maybe waiting for the UN
Woman poses naked in women's magazine. Irony missed by all.
Sexy actress to play man eating alien
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Packed lunches make you fat
Crowded schools to tag team pupils
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Sick fuck can dish it out but can't take it
Union doesn't support Labour party
People would rather there be guns and knives and drugs than queue
Sleep is good for you
Woman wears unflattering top
Parents forget about Stranger Danger
Minimum wage isn't a whole lot of money
Think tank suggest slave labour is a Good Thing
Presenter has bad make-up
Paramedics forget to do job
Shouting at teens doesn't help
Millions spent on study proves the fucking obvious
MPs like vagina too
Newspaper demonises benefits claimants
New phone will come in many colours
Priest says something homophobic
TV pundit clearly has nothing better to do
Russia again suggests maybe waiting for the UN
Woman poses naked in women's magazine. Irony missed by all.
Sexy actress to play man eating alien
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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