The news in brief Woman's Trash Mag special:
Woman too fat for plane
Old lady doesn't look that old
Woman's biological clock is ticking
Problem child falls for troubled man
Woman forgives monster
Fish death!
Husband's gotten fat
More imaginative uses for yoghurt pots
Hereditary disease is hereditary
Murdering psychopath executed
Hamster escapes
Child born on toilet
News pundit is reasonably sure most of this is made up
Fashions change
Bingo player wins prize
Man showers
Man rows boat
Newlyweds cut cake
Cat on a skateboard
Advertisement: pasta is good for you
Libra - Get on with it!
Scorpio - Trust yourself!
Sagittarius - Stop flirting!
Capricorn - Kiss and make up!
Aquarius - Get on with it!
Pisces - Get on with it!
Aries - Get on with it!
Taurus - Cheer up!
Gemini - Get on with it!
Cancer - Start Flirting!
Leo - Get on with it!
Virgo - Get on with it!
Wasting 68p on this shit so you don't have too....
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