With tomorrow being the Election Day, we’re probably going to do something a bit special, so we’re doing tomorrow’s Throwback Thursday today. So let’s forget about ballot boxes and how so-and-so eats their sandwiches for a little while and cast our minds back to the 16th May 2014 - a time when there were still over one thousand NHS nurses per patient and Brian Adams’ Everything I do, I do it for you completed its 22nd consecutive year at number 1:
The news in brief 16th May 2014:
Medieval morality confuses compassion with fucking great slap in the face
More than loose change down the back of the sofa
Not all humans suck: donation’s show no sign of stopping
Opinions on crockery masquerading as news
Losing 400,000 listeners is apparently good now?!
Sad story has a happy ending
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
It probably cheaper to just treat the chickens nicely…
Shock: the Queen is a human being
Study states the obvious: but only because it was in the news this time last year
Healthy food is healthy
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Tiny beads of plastic will kill us all!
Political party continues its mission to offend everyone of Earth
Common sense: 1, bureaucracy: 0 (maybe)
Nudes in brief: Amy Willerton
Group of adults legally buy drinks – nobody cares
Teacher learns the hard way that ‘black-face’ is NEVER cool
Evil nightmare super-bitch to get what’s coming to her
Meanwhile, another evil nightmare super-bitch doesn’t…
Attack of the not-killer bees!
Diana Watch 2014: ‘still pretty dead’
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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