The news in brief:
Man fails to quit job
Internet literally makes up news
Attention-seeking spite-wizard strikes again
Bus company offends Twitter
Legitimate points unwelcome on the Internet
Impartiality is apparently off the table for the foreseeable
Politician misses the point of a referendum
People want change – provided it’s in their favour
Black-face, drink-driving and speeding?! Someone’s been a
naughty boy
Woman sort-of misses the point of social housing
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Judge suggests that the rules apply to everyone equally
It’s raining boar! Hallelujah it’s a raining boar!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Shopkeeper doesn’t quite get democracy
Flashing lights probably not aliens
Study states the obvious: exercise is good for you
Cyberbulling is NOT news
Apparently ageist statements are news now
Yoga will kill us all!
Mindfulness will kill us all!
Celebrities are assholes
Underwear is pretty fucking expensive
Nudes in brief: Kendall Jenner
And finally: Cat gives birth to dog (maybe)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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