The news in brief:
Customer service hiccup presented as news
Public upset when rules they demanded are applied them
Shadow government promises something we already have
News outlet doesn’t like singer’s clothes
Study states the obvious: brushing your teeth is good for
your teeth
Whale’s inhumanity to sea-lion continues apace
Media no longer cares about fracking, badgers and motherfucking
Boko Haram
Asshole landlord is an asshole
Shocking revelation that tenants might actually have rights
Apparently aid is a bad thing now?!
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
News from 1993 somehow ends up in today’s papers…
Monkey madness!
Turns out politics is actually pretty complicated
Heterosexual couples continue to undermine the sanctity of
marriage
Outrage: man contractually entitled to holiday
Hospital food ‘a bit shit’
Science validates Chris de Burgh
Professor confuses legitimate study for the plot of I, Robot
Pushy mum forgets how to person
‘This is a local pub for local people there’s nothing for
you here!’
Pro tip: home baker is still an amateur baker if he’s won
the blue ribbon at a village fete in Bumbleslump, Nowheresville
Nudes in brief: Italy
And finally: four year-old food critic is not impressed
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
Speaking of holidays; it’s the late August Bank Holiday and
I am abdicating all responsibility beyond eating, sleeping and keeping my baby
alive. See you Tuesday.
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