The news in brief celebrity special:
Woman wears hat
Celebrity vulnerable to the elements
Woman wears party dress to party
Woman wears bikini
Newsflash: siblings don’t always get along
Paparazzi catches woman doing housework
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Photographer intrudes on family day out
Boobs are apparently news now
Most patronising birthday message of all time
Woman not so good at budgeting
Woman has legs
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Paparazzi intrudes on couple’s romantic moment
Woman wears dress
Reality TV show a bit shit
Wild speculation about celebrity’s love life
Stop the press: man drinks smoothie!
Man has penis
People quick to judge sports personality’s life choices –
these people are cunts
Actor is normal person when not at work
Nudes in brief: Amy Willerton
Pop star apparently a bit grim
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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