The news in brief 3rd September 2014

The news in brief:

London surprises no-one

Celebrity is very, very sorry

Your password probably isn’t secure enough

People continue to act like pricks on aeroplanes

Internet not happy with magazine’s choices

Plunging necklines, cleavage and sideboobs ahoy!

Shock: woman’s style has changed over last 15 years

Advertisers apologise for not being psychic

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

America well and truly pissed off

Britain frightfully discomfited as well

Family happy to be reunited

Ebola victim well enough to go home!

France makes a bold political statement

Study states the obvious: exercise helps you lose weight

No shit: discipline is good for kids    

Science is fucking awesome: radiotelepathy is nearly a thing!

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

Dress code rigorously enforced

MP says what everyone’s been thinking

Nudes in brief: Frankie Essex

And finally: London Mayor defeated by chilli pepper

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