The news in brief:
In all fairness, he was being a bit of a knob 
Toy clearly not swearing
Questionable name choices 
Attention-seeking-hyper-bitch is probably right, but she
doesn’t have to be a twat about it 
Minor customer service failure reported as news 
Customer probably expected a grovelling written apology,
someone sacked and a million dollars in compensation… 
Yet another ‘ghost’ caught on CCTV 
Date stamp shows 2009 mind you – has it been a slow news
day?
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Science is pretty fucking awesome 
Referendum reaches climax 
Either way it goes, half of Scotland is going to be pretty
fucking unbearable tomorrow
Man wins at road rage
Giant spiders will kill us all!  
Using your smartwatch whilst driving is pretty fucking
stupid 
Presenter’s heart clearly isn’t in it
Study states the obvious: too much coffee is bad for you 
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace 
Midwife forgets how to person 
Economy a bit less shit 
Nudes in brief: Isis King 
Pro tip: product placement still isn’t news 
Health and fucking safety 
Have-a-go-hero: 1, ran-away-villain: 0 
And finally: Chimpanzees are arseholes too 
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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