The news in brief:
Verdict upsets everyone 
Man’s inhumanity to dogs continues apace 
Terrible situation brings out the best in people 
You know, poor customer service doesn’t actually deserve a
tip 
Chancellor doesn’t know how Twitter works 
Scottish Independence starting to bore everyone 
Celebrity a little bit generous
Schadenfreude is apparently news now
Space is fucking awesome 
Medieval justice system continues to treat women like shit 
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Airline confuses boxer for bad guy from Star Trek II 
Apple uploads U2 album to iphones without user’s permission –
complaints expected to last until Sunday, Bloody Sunday 
Parents forget how to person 
Man caught not working 24 hours a day 
Sunshine will kill us all   
Scaremongering: “Ebola could theoretically mutate and become
airborne”  
Weather still unseasonably autumnal 
The news in brief
isn’t quite sure how you can use schools and hospitals as human shields ‘by
mistake?!’
Little boy with Iron Man prosthetic is coolest kid on earth!
Except maybe the kid with the Wolverine hand…. 
Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus 
And finally: dancing bear! 
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…  
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