The news in brief:
Accidental swastika
Minor inconvenience reported as human rights atrocity
Actual human rights atrocities barely score a mention…
Google Maps 1, Daily Mail: 0
28 days is probably long enough to move a car 30 feet…
Surprise cannabis
Turns out the CIA has been working with Skynet since 1983
100 orgasms a day ‘not as good as it sounds’
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Study states the obvious: fruit is good for you
Product placement continues to be mistaken for news
Pro tip: Spiders are not paedophiles
Imagine a black so black it destroys your mind…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Medieval morality hasn’t quite worked out the women are
people too
Contrail probably not a UFO
Nudes in brief: Beyonce
And finally: Essex County
Council write the best letter of all time. Of. All. Time.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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