The news in brief:
Man learns the hard way that the Metro inspectors aren’t
fucking about
Pro tip: shouting so the other person can’t be heard doesn’t
mean you’re winning the argument
Story states the obvious: fruit is good for you
Man’s sexuality is neither interesting nor newsworthy
Survey suggests 50% of Scotland is going to be pissed off
either way
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Three-eyed cow!
Man’s humanity to goldfish both reassuring and heart-warming
Tech reviewer hasn’t actually seen Star Wars
Watch is pretty fucking sexy, but product placement isn’t
actually news
Fuckfaced, megacunt-douchecanoes do horrible things to cat
Social media suggest free-speech is a Good Thing
Think-tank suggests we still need to be wrapped in a few
more layers of cotton wool
The motherfucking COOKIE MONSTER was on motherfucking
NEWSNIGHT!
Maybe it’s because violins aren’t cool…
Fried chicken probably not psychic
Doctor forgets how to person
Big Business behaves in a cunt-like fashion
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Cheating teen has the Worst. Day. Ever.
Twitter is a harsh and unforgiving mistress
Nudes in brief: some random sunbathing chick
Weather continues to become increasing autumnal
And finally: Columbia
rubbish at designing uniforms…
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
Normally we don't include primary sources, ('cos you know, the irony is you actually need to read the news in order to get all the gags) but this happened and this needs to be shared with everyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaLnYbNuRg
Normally we don't include primary sources, ('cos you know, the irony is you actually need to read the news in order to get all the gags) but this happened and this needs to be shared with everyone: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgaLnYbNuRg
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