The news in brief:
Wardrobe malfunction
Man uses public transport
Celebrity caught not smiling 100% of the time
Pop star not all that happy with his partner’s nude pictures
being all over the Internet
Model models
Woman wears bikini
Model wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Paparazzi intrudes on family holiday
Woman has boobs
Woman caught parenting in public
Wild speculation about actor’s love life
Man’s sexuality inexplicably remains newsworthy
Outrage: couple eats sweets FROM THE SAME BAG!
Man sells house
Scandal: photographer catches woman SHOPPING!
Family drama is somehow our business
Woman wears dress
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
News website doesn’t like other people’s baby name choices
News outlet indulges in a bit of cyberbullying
Nudes in brief: Alicia Keys
Woman updates social media
And finally: what kind of arsehole takes a photograph of a 9
year-old child looking sad after her parents break up and sells it to a
newspaper…?
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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