The news in brief 30th September 2014:

The news in brief:

Magazine indulges in bit of straight-up bulling

Reinforcing media’s narrow definition of beauty is NOT okay

Indistinct grey smudge probably not a ghost

Well-advertised rule change about to take affect

Schadenfreude is apparently news now

Supermarket says the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet

General public don’t quite understand this whole economics thing…

Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace

There shouldn’t need to be a law against ‘sharing intimate images of an ex-partner on the Internet in order to get back at them.’ Isn’t this covered by ‘don’t be a cunt?’    

  

Religion’s bodycount continues to mount

Young people are unsurprisingly NOT pro cold blooded murder

Big business not so hot at counting

Study states the obvious: sugary drinks are bad for kid’s teeth

Stop the press: mad suggestion that GPs should be open when you’re not at work

Driest September of 2014

READ YOUR COCKING TERMS AND CONDITIONS

Minor customer service failure reported like it’s the end of the fucking world

Stop the press: men like looking at boobs

Nurse forgets how to person (allegedly)

Have decades of monster movies taught us nothing?! You don’t dig up Dracula

Parents wish their kids would hurry up and fuck off…

Newspaper stretches definition of identical to breaking point

Pro tip: Chelsea Clinton is NOT the Duchess of Cambridge

Nudes in brief: Miley Cyrus

And finally: pizza-flavoured cocktails are a thing now

Reading the news so you don’t have to…