The news in brief:
Lionel Richie tells it like it is
Article states the obvious: university probably isn’t for
everyone
1 in 6 UK
residents are bigoted fuck-bags
MPs start making election promises
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Hong Kong starting to look
a bit hairy
Tabloid newspaper acts like gigantic arse
Mayor of London
remains a legend!
Big business in trouble for making money
Mad suggestion that benefits should be spent of essentials
Minor customer service failure masquerades as news
Fans left ‘underwhelmed’ by TV show
Apparently copy and pasting people’s tweets counts as
journalism now…
Definition of ‘beloved’ stretched to breaking point
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Newsflash: bread isn’t bad for you this week
New series of X-Factor has started… time to wheel out
another results fixing scandal
Political correctness gone mad!
Study states the obvious: fast food is bad for you
Did deep-frying a Mars Bar ever seem like a good idea?!
Man learns the hard way about being a dick on the Internet
Nudes in brief: Lucy Watson
And finally: vagina cookies cause outrage in classroom (yeah,
you read that right…)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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