The news in brief:
Study states the obvious: intimacy is good for your marriage
Microwaves will kill us all 
Richie apparently a hard name to spell 
News outlet indulges in a bit of cyberbullying
Man who should know better convicted of Very Bad Things 
Operation Yewtree turns its attention on Great Uncle Bulgaria,
Bungle, Mr Benn and Paddington Bear 
Study suggests we eat too fucking much (or suggested serving
sizes are too fucking small)
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
Doctors debate removing your free-will altogether
Giant jellyfish!!! 
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace 
Man says very sorry 
Bunch of absolute tosspot wankers forget how to person 
Breadfruit will save us all 
Crazy whack-job gets some public money  
Pot calls kettle black 
Fizzy drinks will kill us all 
Most of the world still pretty hairy 
Deadly terrorists portrayed as 80s cartoon supervillains
Terrible person gets what she wants after all 
Festival goers are filthy bastards 
Local council criminalises childhood 
Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’ 
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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