The news in brief:
Man not wearing gorilla costume 
Facts have literally spoiled a good story 
New police car designed by five-year-old 
Dying teenager demonstrates that not all humans are ignorant, bile-spewing hate-mongers 
Hysteria: air pollution causes autism 
Giant flying squirrel discovered 
Study states the obvious: sheep are not goats 
World leader a bit sexist 
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount 
US looking for software that can identify irony 
Turns out London is a JCB graveyard 
Man struggles to throw ball 
Man’s inhumanity to man shows no sign of stopping 
Necronomicon found in Harvard University library 
Animal abuse is neither funny or entertaining 
Terrible human being forgets how to person 
Man is ignorant, bile-spewing hate-monger
Minister tries to bribe the Scottish with fried food
Horrible bitch gets what’s coming to her 
Have you tried not parking illegally?! 
Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’ 
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