The news in brief:
Beaurocracy: 1, Common sense: 0
Medieval justice system has wicked sense of humour
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Someone's been very naughty
PM very, very sorry
Shock: not everyone likes football
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Man photobombs the queen
Kids are hilarious
Controversial sportsman is controversial
'Ceasefire' apparently a difficult concept
Ukraine situation still pretty hairy
Nigerian situation still pretty hairy
Hover cars set to be a thing
Study states the obvious: smoking is bad for you
Research suggests cannabis probably not good for you
Hollywood decides to make 'beauty' even more unattainable
Turns out McDonald's is *not* an emergency
England not so good at the ol' fußball
Queen misses perfect photo op
Gigantic thundercunt forgets how to person
Nudes in brief: Ryan Seacrest
Diana Watch 2014: still 'dead'
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