The
news in brief:
Medieval
justice system wants to snatch the kids too
Turns out
guns do kill people
French PM
will probably skip pudding
Religion’s
bodycount continues to mount
Pope
states the obvious: cats are not children
Economic
recovery a bit wank
18,000
inmates promise to behave
Biscuit
Spread is a thing now
Giant
octopus causes havoc in Oxford Circus
Study
states the obvious: fat people have fat babies
Eggs are
apparently a plant now
Newspaper
not so hot at spell checking
Man's
inhumanity to man continues apace
Hysteria!
The
Internet will kill us all
Newspaper
helpfully highlights illegal football pitch
Parents
outraged by website's entirely hypothetical plans
Nudes in
brief: Rihanna
New
planet probably not all that Earth-like
Internet
still not down with that whole ‘gays are people too’ jive
Blue light will kill us all
Miracle drug beats the shit out of cancer
Diana
Watch 2014: someone hit on her in 1987. Still dead.
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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