The news in brief 9th February 2014

The news in brief celebrity special:

Whole family goes out TOGETHER

Woman lives up to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Man lives up to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman dyes hair

80’s sportsmen still inexplicably in the public eye

Shock: woman’s hair affected by wind

Paparazzi invade human being’s privacy

Outrage: woman wears comfortable clothes on long haul flight

Stop the presses: woman wears mismatched bikini top and bottoms

One celebrity looks vaguely like another

Parent stops to buy food

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman has legs

Actress goes for a jog

Newspaper engages in a bit of cyberbullying

Actress goes out WITHOUT make-up

Woman wears same dress TWICE

Man pumps his OWN petrol

Man wears hat

Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…