The news in brief:
Racist bigots offended by beverage
US citizens fail to identify National Anthem
News in brief upset it didn't make SuperbOwl joke first
Mad suggestion that mental health should be taken seriously
Robots are NOT responsible for you shoplifting
Media adopts controversial 'guilty until proven innocent' stance
Good idea immediately dismissed as 'a bit Tory'
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Fans excited about things not actually shown in trailer
Audience member suggests attention-seeking hyperbitch shuts her mouth
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Diana Watch 2014: still pretty dead
Crazy suggestion that being paid a living wage might be a Good Idea
Graduate suggests job is beneath them LIVE ON AIR
Idiotic game claims its first victims
Sport interupts best adverts of the year
Britain still having some weather
Giants rats are coming to eat YOUR babies
73 year-old is tougher than you
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