The news in brief:
Awesome woman tells humanity to blow its narrow definition
of beauty right out of its collective arse
Costa lover goes out in style
Wardrobe malfunction on ice
Everyone can look great with photoshop
Blurry, indistinctive shadow probably not a ghost
Paranoid yogurt-knitters delay Really Practical Idea
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Russian pop band suggests everyone should have the same
rights
Religion’s bodycount through the roof
The goddamned ground is going to devour us all!
Brave little man demonstrates REAL courage
Science will kill us all!
Nudes in brief: Kate Upton
News outlet runs the same story twice
Apparently a sticker saying £1 is somehow misleading…
Doctor not so hot at counting
Your house is going to kill you!
Guns are sexist
Denmark
suggests stunning something before you slit its throat is a Good Idea
Bacon is going to kill you!
Awesome dude shows us that not everybody on earth is a
raging thundercunt
News outlet runs the same story twice
Singers says what we’re all thinking
Diana Watch 2014: still ‘dead’
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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