The news in brief:
Love (and wind and rain) is in the air
Website has same news as yesterday
Woman damages body in the name of fashion
Missing girl trending worldwide, despite no new information
Really old man dies of natural causes
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Science is fucking awesome
Wealthy tax dodging monolith has its say on welfare
United Nations states the obvious
Killer robot lends a hand
Political correctness gone mad
Outrage as weather doesn't acknowledge school holidays
Reasonable suggestion blown out of all proportions
More bullshit from the yogurt-knitters
European Union ‘not responsible for the weather’
Study states the fucking obvious
Bad men told to stop it and behave
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Newspaper pushes it’s not-so-subtle agenda
Ironic injury!
Research suggests people enjoy poos
Diana Watch 2014: seriously, The Express, aren't you just a
bit overdue?!
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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