The news in brief:
Still recovering from last week’s IT fuckup, but better late
than never – it’s a The news in brief
celebrity special:
Consenting adults may or may not be dating
Woman almost steps in puddle
TV ‘personality’ conforms to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Man notices half-naked woman
Woman wears shorts!
Woman wears hat!
Woman wears blouse!
Celebrities have similar hand bags
Singer not wearing jewellery
TV ‘personality’ doesn’t conform to media’s narrow
definition of beauty
Woman caught not wearing make-up
Man wears jacket!
Actress caught buying ready meals!
Woman’s hair and make up not up to media’s exacting
standards
Professional attention-seeker promotes something shocking
Man high-fives man
Royal has sense of humour
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman eats a hamburger!
Actress gets coffee
Actors go home AFTER Baftas finish (I’d have thought it more
newsworthy had they stayed behind in an empty theatre applauding an imaginary
Stephen Fry?)
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to…
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