The news in brief:
Shock horror: celebrities fake it
The Queen has a bit of money
Study states the obvious: fruit is good for you
Old man is ill
Bristol
crocodile still at large (possibly seeking housing benefit)
Singers whore it up for music video
Man declared not guilty (Internet doesn’t care)
Weather still kicking UK’s arse
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Figures suggest working might be good for economy after all
Man takes law into own hands (and gets away with it!)
(Wo)man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Not sure why poor people can’t recycle carrier bags?
Nottingham has no sense of
humour
Diana Watch 2014: she hasn’t been in the news for like,
three days
Man’s dental work is news now
New study flogs dead horse (again)
Man (with tenuous link to public figure) arrested
Nudes in brief: Millie Mackintosh
United Kingdom
a bit less united
‘Woman goes topless in shower’ – aren’t you meant to take
your bottoms off too?
Reading the midweek
news, so you don’t have to…
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