The news in brief:
Russia
gently reminds the world it is a nuclear powerhouse
Whole family forgets how to person
Internet suggests that proof is a Good Thing
Mad suggestion that killing a sentient being is a Bad Thing
Science is fucking awesome
Old woman is really fucking old
Cups of tea and knitting apparently trendy now
After being chastised for saying horrible things on the
Internet, sick old woman is victim of horrible comments on the Internet…
Old man probably fitter than you!
What the hell happened in the Fudge Room?!
Attack of the giant turban
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Weather unseasonably autumnal
Siri doesn’t give a shit about your bouncy ball
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Theme park suggests little boy can do without life-saving
medicine
Fridge probably doesn’t cost £30,000
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch Mark II strikes again
Relax: Yellowstone supervolcano
will NOT kill us all
Skynet, I mean Google ready to launch driverless cars
Dear Six Flags, unless your rollercoaster travels through time
at a velocity other than forward at a rate of 1 second per second, or traverses
a hitherto undiscovered spatial dimension, it is NOT 4 Dimensional. Just so we’re
clear.
Giant spider probably just thirsty
Firefighter is the most decent human being on Earth
And finally: religious types offended by hardcore ninja
kissing alien lizard
Reading the news so
you don’t have
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