The news in brief celebrity special:
Stop the press: summery top worn IN SUMMER
Woman wears sweater
Photographer intrudes on family day out
Shock: woman has nipples
Couple’s argument is somehow our business
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch Mark II basically panhandling
on the Internet
Addiction is tragic and dangerous for everyone – even celebrities
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Overzealous religious types threaten to attend funeral
Heterosexuals continue to undermine the sanctity of marriage
Temporary contract comes to natural and inevitable conclusion
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Outrage: women spends £12.00 on a pair of practical
day-to-day shoes
Paparazzi intrudes on people having lunch
Woman wears dress
Woman updates social media
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s clothes
Family goes to the beach (and for some reason we need to
know)
Woman wears bikini
Newspaper doesn’t like man’s clothes
Woman has legs
Celebrity caught going outside
Nudes in brief: everyone seems to be dressed today
And finally: bird shits in footballer’s mouth
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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