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Wednesday 4 December 2013

The news in brief 4th December 2013

The news in brief:

More spending cuts ahoy!

Celebrity cook admits to a bit of the ol' charlie horse 

Wintery weather to hit this winter

Public designs shit flags

'Alleged' killer pretty much confesses (but still pleads not guilty)

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

New consoles go all Teletubby on us

(Santa's going to get the blame again) 

Newspaper celebrates conformity to social expectations

People like their gadgets

Sick old man still not dead yet

Water found on distant planets

Exo-planets have shit names

First world problem resolved

Attention seeking hyperbitch gets buckets of hate mail

Attention seeking hyperbitch for Prime Minister

Family takes naff Christmas card picture

Nudes in brief: Sam Faiers

Diana Watch 4th December 2013: still pretty much dead

No really, bitch stop fucking

Athlete happy that we're happy for him

Blurry shadow probably not a ghost

Work until you're 70 (maybe)

Reading the news so you don't have to...

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