The news in brief:
Newspaper prints horror story without printing all the facts
Outrage as the British public believes everything it reads
Consumers boycott popular department store for no good reason
News websites go mental with knee-jerk hate-mongering comments
News in Brief editor contacts shop directly to get the straight dope
News in Brief wonders what the real journalists are smoking
Mainstream media gets its shit together 24 hours later
Department store offers public apology for one teeny-weeny mistake. In one shop. Once
Media and public don't apologise to shop for being reactionary, xenophobic sheep
In other news:
Male dog has testicles
Reading the news so you don't have to...
Newspaper prints horror story without printing all the facts
Outrage as the British public believes everything it reads
Consumers boycott popular department store for no good reason
News websites go mental with knee-jerk hate-mongering comments
News in Brief editor contacts shop directly to get the straight dope
News in Brief wonders what the real journalists are smoking
Mainstream media gets its shit together 24 hours later
Department store offers public apology for one teeny-weeny mistake. In one shop. Once
Media and public don't apologise to shop for being reactionary, xenophobic sheep
In other news:
Male dog has testicles
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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