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Sunday 22 December 2013

The news in brief 22nd December 2013

The news in brief celebrity special:

Zombie cook

Human being eats junk food whilst miserable

Man buys wife FLOWERS!

Woman celebrates with a tipple

Most popular song tops popular chart

Couple gets married

Woman wears sexy clothes to nightclub

Paparazzi intrudes on woman's privacy

Woman wears bikini AT THE BEACH!

Runner-up looks disappointed

Photo of couple smiling

Divorce is somehow our business

Woman is 48

Woman conforms to media's narrow definition of beauty

Singer buys product available on the highstreet

Actress wears trousers

Celebrity spends money as she sees fit

Unfounded speculation about a couple who may or may not be still together

Paparazzi haven't caught couple in a while

Woman changes her hair

Celebrity goes within 10 feet of dance partner

Woman gets taxi!

Woman has nipples

Man wears jumper

Keeping the Sunday papers in business, so you don't have to...

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