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Tuesday 1 October 2013

The news in brief 1st October 2013

The news in brief:

Great British public wants change, just so long as it's not them who has to change

World confused by baffling US system

Religion's bodycount continues to mount

Man doesn't have cancer

Anything other than 9 to 5 is a bit too much like hard work

Conflict continues in Syria, no-one cares as Western nation has tiff

Sweden is just great

'Pantomime villain' upset that he wasn't taken seriously

Fictional character may be killed off

Couples split costs

Robot can do Rubik's cube really fast

Opinion: Belgium a bit keen with the euthanasia

Hoovering is bad for you

Diana Watch, day 23: 'still dead'

Compost is bad for you

Family tragedy is apparently our business

Man who doesn't buy something has no idea how much that thing costs...

Opinion: Baby factories are a very bad thing

DIY is bad for you

We're gonna have some weather

Woman wears dress

Paparazzi intrude on family holiday

Men look good in suits

Single person goes out


Reading the news so you don't have to...

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