The news in brief 2nd November 2015

The eagle-eyed amongst you will have noticed that we forgot to post The news in brief yesterday. We’d like to tell you that there’s some fantastically clever and important reason, but in all honesty, we forgot. Our bad.

The news in brief Celebrity Special:

Celebrity cook doesn’t cut the mustard (or much else for that matter)

Might have been easier to just buy a poppy…

Social media strikes again!

Family spends time together

Newspaper still stalking people’s kids

Paparazzi intrudes on family day out

Woman wears bikini

Woman updates social media

Celebrity cleavage is still NOT news

Woman wears jacket

Stop the press: celebrity pops to the shops

Man dresses appropriately for activity

Perving on 16-year-olds is still weird and wrong even if they’re male

People wear Halloween costumes at Halloween

Woman has legs

Pregnant woman caught minding her own business

Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of beauty    

Digital photography helps perpetuate media’s narrow definition of beauty

Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty

Nudes in brief: Rita Ora

And finally: woman goes for a jog (photographer snaps her arse)

Reading the ‘news’ so you don’t have to…