Currently caught in traffic blogging from my phone. Swaying side to side on a double decker bus as #stormabigaile does her best to tip us over
The news in brief:
Sudden outbreak of wintery weather
UK’s infrastructure grinds to a halt at first sign of a stiff breeze
Meteorologist states the obvious
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Newspaper still super-keen to start a war with Russia
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Police criticised for doing their job
Pro tip: pissing everyone off is a very bad idea
Product placement masquerading as news
Economy still pretty shit
Hypocritical bullshit
Scaremongering bullshit
Woman sets back equality by like, seven billion years
Internet loses its shit over video game
Humanity somehow finds a way to sink even lower
Landlord has had enough of your shit
Chimpanzees are probably better people than you
Irresponsible article encourages STIs
Man unsurprisingly single
Nudes in brief: media remembers a year since you-know-who broke the Internet
And finally: sinkhole eats Gosforth
Reading the news so you don't have to...
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