Today’s news in brief:
Pro tip: two wrongs never make a right
Assholes celebrate loss of human life
Mad suggestion that women should have control over their own
bodies
Remember kids: it’s not terrorism if it’s a white guy
Looks like we’re going to have some weather
Humans will kill us all!
Man’s inhumanity to animals continues apace
Retailers invent new holidays to sell you stuff
11 year-old is too legit to quit
Climate change probably a thing
Economy pretty fucked
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Facebook slow to change profile pictures to Nigerian flags
Medieval justice system destroys another human life
Is your tumble dryer planning to kill you?
People are literally fucking horses (we totally need a new
insult…)
Terrible human beings get what they deserve
Most heartbreaking letter to Santa ever written
Stars in their bras: Ellie Goulding
And finally: man clearly has a lot of free time (and fairy
lights)
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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