The news in brief:
Watch out Beadle’s about…
Black Friday sales start this Thursday
Study states the obvious: heartbeat linked to staying alive
Satirical news blog wilfully ignores world going to hell
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Family feud takes ghoulish turn
Sensible decision made for bullshit reason
Cows will kill us all
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Newspapers pick up today what The news in brief ridiculed yesterday
Accidental cannabis farm
Politician quite possibly delusional
Man borrows tactics straight out of Hitler’s playbook
Judge tells controlling husband to do one
Mad suggestion that women are people and not possessions…
Whole nation still in lockdown
Found: one lost belt. If it's owner could please come collect it from the police station…
Very British criminal plans very British crime
Vagina-bread sounds pretty unappealing
Nudes in brief: Ferne McCann
And finally: two legged puppy given new lease of life.
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
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