The news in brief:
Facebook goes down for a little while and the world goes nuts
Timehop goes down for a little while and no-one seems to care
BBC captures irony live on air
Pro tip: shouting obscenities at someone makes you a cunt
Internet full of xenophobic twats
Political mud-fight continues to dominate the news
Man's inhumanity to man continues apace
Gigantic asteroid fails to hit puny little planet
EULA makes you promise not to fuck the robot
Conspiracy theories!
Senseless killing in the street
Religion's bodycount continues to mount
Newspaper has opinions about Bond
Turns out the rugby's on
Study states the obvious: Nando's is chicken
Newspaper wants you to be afraid of everything
Murdered woman 'was just resting'
Body-shaming is NOT news
Man pretty determined to get up mountain
Is your car killing the planet?!
Atmospheric phenomenon probably not God
Super Blood Moon probably not the harbinger of the end times
Cannabis farm is pretty fucking huge
Stars in their bras: Casey Batchelor
And finally: Tiny octopus is adorable
Reading the news so you don’t have to…
We know 700-and-more people have died in a really terrible way over the last few days and that’s really important news, but we are a comedy blog first and foremost and there’s nothing funny about that. As always, our thoughts and wishes are for those left behind….
We’re taking a break for the next two weeks for family birthday stuff and dental surgery. We’re here tomorrow with the usual Sunday celebrity-filler and then we’ll be back Monday 12th October with news summaries, swearing and that weird snail picture.
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