The news in brief celebrity
special:
Runners run run
Fastest man alive surprises no-one
Man exhibits normal man-like behaviour
Couple spends time together
Celebrity has more money than you
Public display of affection only public because you put it
in the fucking news!
Paparazzi intrudes on couple’s vacation
Woman wears dress
Man caught spending time with family
Woman updates social media
Baby wearing big-sister’s shoes - oh my god, nobody cares!
The news in brief
is sick to shit of reading about the Kardashian family
It’s still fucking weird to photograph other people’s kids
and share them online
Woman pops to the shops
Pregnant woman looks quite pregnant
Woman confirms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Man wears hat
Debutant parties still inexplicably a thing
Cleavage is not news
Stop the press: woman smokes cigarette
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Nudes in brief: Pixie Lott
And finally: plastic hedge offends neighbours
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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