The news in brief:
Good news: politician understands what basic words mean
Spitting probably not worse than racism….
Treating elephants like shit is not cool
Government has pretty fucking skewed priorities
Pro tip: women are people too
Magical science paint does your housework for you
Young people don’t know shit
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
They are good photos, but are they $4000.00 good?
Election promises broken already
Frozen is (admittedly loosely) based on The Snow Queen which
is, in fact, a book
In fairness, goats do sound a lot like people screaming…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
The news in brief doesn’t
normally take sides, but if you hurt our cat, a private investigator would be
the least of your concerns
If Mumsnet wasn’t terrifying enough already…
Science is fucking awesome!
Jobsworths defeated by common sense ruling
Study states the obvious: sleep is good for you
Health-and-fucking-safety: 1, Common sense: 0
Hey advertisers – when you downplay a whole section of
humanity based upon their gender and their perceived roles in society – that makes
you sexist twats. Just so you know.
Dad’s are parents too
Christian Grey is not an appropriate costume for a child
(but apparently Dexter is)
Lasers!
Woman may actually be Captain Scarlett
Outrage as parents discover the teacher is a person outside
of work
Anthropologists can totally tell who’s kissing who in the
x-rays (do people not watch Bones?!)
Nudes in brief: Chris Hemsworth
And finally: we’d literally take out a second mortgage to
buy artist’s Sylvanian Families Jihadists
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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