The news in brief:
So, what horseshit’s gone down whilst we’ve been away?
Media doesn’t actually know what fracas means
Sunday night TV looks set to get shit
Giant motherfucking fish
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Turns out the Pope is a chill bro who likes to hang out with
a slice of ‘za
Hollywood
has officially run out of ideas
Literary legend passes away
Article states the obvious: nerds attended convention
Product placement masquerading as news
Bureaucracy: 1, human decency: 0
Mad suggestion that mental health is just as important as
physical health
Action gran is fucking awesome
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Aeroplane grounded by stinky-wet mega-shit
Rotherham’s in trouble
again
Health and fucking safety
Sentence seems suspiciously lenient
Penis transplants are a thing now
Media leaves out pretty significant detail
Space is fucking huge
Cyclist is both amazing and completely mental
See kids - maths is important*
Nudes in brief: Amber Rose
And finally: terrorists are rubbish at cooking
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
*for our American readers: see kids – math is important
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