The news in brief:
Fired man goes back to work any way
Turns out money can buy happiness
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch strikes back
Surely it’s only sexism if there’s no women at the start of
the competition…?
Study states the obvious: milk is good for you, fools!
Being able to look stuff up on Google doesn’t make you smart
Pro tip: teachers really shouldn’t be fucking kids
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Social media is eating our souls
Economy a bit less shit (but still shit)
Weather is fucking mental
Punching a waitress makes you a dick
Just so you know, normal 22 year-olds don’t release singles…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Spinach is good for you
Study suggests that kids get a shit-pile of chocolate at Easter
25-year out of date cocoa is not cool
Always check the sell-by-date
Surprise suggestion that people who work in customer
services are people too
No shit: fruit is good for you
Thieving bastard
British sperm is shit (apparently)
Nudes in brief: Rumer Willis
And finally: fucking-up religion is pretty fucked up
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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