The news in brief
celebrity special:
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch continues her crusade to
offend everybody on earth
Woman is too thin for media’s liking (how exactly do they
win…?)
Men get objectified too
Parents caught parenting
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Pregnant woman looks pregnant
Woman wears dress
Woman pops to the shops
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Breaking news: couple holds hands
Wardrobe malfunction (but of course someone was there with a
telephoto lens to capture the moment…)
Woman dresses appropriately for the weather
Did we mention how fucking weird it is that these paparazzi
types keep taking pictures of people’s kids….?
New mum updates social media
Singer doesn’t wear much on stage
When two chefs go to war…
‘Showing off her baby bump’ or ‘just going for a walk?’
Stop the press: woman eats lunch
Slow news day? Let’s re-open some fresh scars in the name of
entertainment….
Woman wears hat
Hold the front page: woman wears gym clothes – whilst exercising
Nudes in brief: Ashlee Simpson
And finally: Actress wears casual clothes whilst on an
aeroplane
Reading the ‘news’ so
you don’t have to…
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