The news in brief:
Partial eclipse of the heart
Anticlimax of the decade
Brits are outrageously inventive/retarded
Awesome photo totally faked
Awesome photo totally not faked
Study states the obvious: brits deal with disappointment by
making tea
City fails to conform to Google’s narrow definition of
beauty
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Middle East situation still
‘pretty hairy’
Man plans to buy house to live in
Apparently men suck and Dr Pepper is great for you
Mums are fucking awesome
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Google will save us all!
Bras will kill us all!
The United States
is totally cheating on Britain
with the French
Small black dots probably not aliens
Jobsworths a bit vague when pushed for details
Minor customer service failure reported as news
Gallery tries the old switcheroo
Turns out being a terrorist can be pretty fucking boring…
Nudes in brief: Rita Ora (nearly)
And finally: we like big butts and we cannot lie
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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