The news in brief:
Bit late to the party on this one - but singer should have
listened to Edna
Internet loses its shit over optical illusion
Nerds everywhere unite in their grief
Relief as normal people outnumber bigoted right-wing thundercunts
Article states the obvious – human beings are complicated
Woman is an insensitive douche live on TV
Newspaper seems a bit keen to start a war
One day we’ll travel in tubes!
Head transplants may be a thing now…
Man’s inhumanity to man continues apace
Spare me this mockery of justice!
Cyberbullying isn’t news
Boo hoo hoo – children’s television show made relevant for
modern audience
Study states the obvious – smoking is fucking bad for you
Administrative cock-up / zombie apocalypse
Turns out the Great British Public swear all the fucking
time
JCBs make terrible getaway cars
Economy a bit shit
Religion’s bodycount continues to mount
Good news: tea is good for you!
School rules pretty fucking heavy handed
Nudes in brief: Chloe Goodwin
And finally: cock locked in a clam jam ‘probably not black
magic’
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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