The news in brief
celebrity special:
Kardashian’s got her kit off again…
Woman wears black dress
Woman wears white dress
Woman’s got her tits out
Woman has plunging neck line
Woman doesn’t have plunging neck line
Newspaper like’s woman’s dress
Woman conforms to media’s narrow definition of beauty
Newspaper doesn’t like woman’s dress
Paparazzi intrudes on family day out
Woman fails to conform to media’s narrow definition of
beauty
Man wears a suit
Wardrobe malfunction
Stop the press: woman wears gym clothes whilst jogging
Woman wears clothes appropriate for the weather
Photographer captures private moment
Newspaper publishes private moment because it’s somehow our
business
Attention-seeking hyper-bitch is a pretty sore loser
Pro tip paparazzi: taking a photograph of an eight-year-old
child and putting it on the Internet is a bit weird
Actress has the audacity to look a bit tired after long
flight
Shock: two people who know each other get coffee at the same
time!
Nudes in brief: Dakota Johnson
And finally: actress expresses some concerns about upcoming
film
Reading the news so
you don’t have to…
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